Crocodoyle's Action Tips

Contact Publisher - Kenneth Doyle

Thu, 24 Mar 2005 23:34:30 -0500

Niches and Riches - marketing with hey words

Tue, 21 Sep 2004 08:28:10 -0400

I've done some keyword research. There are about 32,000 searches a month for the key term "grass"

Croc, you're only doing half the job with your key word searches. You know the amount of searches for a key word and that's good. The way to create a niche is to look at what comes up on those searches and find a need that is not coming up on that key word search. In our case, how much information is there on grass for cows? Remember that's what cattle eat at least half the year. If we do articles - good articles - about how good the grass is in Kakadu, then we are targeting cows not hippies looking for some good weed or suburban home owners looking for a lawn.[READ MORE] [COMMENT]

Hey CD, you setting up an emigration service for cattle now?

Mon, 20 Sep 2004 13:41:40 -0400

Online marketing for beef cattle?

Now I think we might have a problem with that CD? I don't know many shorthorns with a computer connected to the net... and if they are (connected) they're still using dialup.

And... I've done some keyword research. There are about 32,000 searches a month for the key term "grass", but I suspect that they're probably just hippies smoking the stuff?

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You're going at this bass ackwards, Croc!..

Mon, 13 Sep 2004 13:52:19 -0400

What we have here is a failure to communicate. No, I'm not stuffed on hard-boiled eggs, either. I did spend some time on a Southern chain gang for focusing a steel pipe on the hard head of one of your American cousins, though.

You see, I had set up this nice little niche market - selling that cologne I was telling you about - at a local flea market. One of the gators down here thought he owned that niche and wanted me to move elsewhere. I kinda took offense at that and we exchanged some harsh words. He refused to even listen, so I made my point with said pipe applied repeatedly to his skull.

Never did do any serious damage to his head, only his pride. However, the local authorities felt I should have been more subtle, so they put me on the chain gang to teach me some humility. Didn't work though. Me and this other cat busted outta there and were on the run for a few months. Things finally quieted down when they uncovered evidence that proved the gator had been wrong about that niche. It really was mine all long.

So, I still own it and now that I can go back and sell that killer cologne there again, I am going to make my nephew the site manager. He's a quite handsome young cat, very athletic and quite a kitties cat, so he should do very well there. He also loves the whole concept and that is extremely important when doing niche marketing.[READ MORE] [COMMENT]

Internet Marketing (Water) Lizard. I like the sound of that.

Tue, 07 Sep 2004 10:57:14 -0400

So you wanta set up a restaurant now CD?

Who ever heard of a cat eating baked potatoes in sour cream sauce? Ya gotta learn to focus my furry mammalian friend. One moment you're selling magazine subscriptions to US cattle, and the next you've got your cousin auditioning for the Siegfried and Roy show?

And this is what niche marketing is all about, focus...

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Joints? Hmmmm You Been Smoking Kakadu Gold Again!

Mon, 06 Sep 2004 18:35:07 -0400

No fair unless you share or is your middle name "Bogart?" That has a nice ring to it - Crocodoyle Bogart Dundee! Sounds almost high-class!!!

Beef joints sound good. Can we serve Guinness with them? I prefer something a bit more robust than Fosters with my joints. And no mashed potatoes either! I prefer my joints medium rare.

Let's serve the joints with a baked potato smothered in sour cream sprinkled with fresh minced chives, baby peas in cream sauce, a generous helping of cranberry sauce, a small fresh cucumber salad, fresh-baked rolls and strawberry shortcake for dessert. [READ MORE] [COMMENT]

Internet marketing with joints. Allriteee then...

Mon, 06 Sep 2004 10:37:15 -0400

You might have a good joint venture plan here CD!

Joints are relatively easy to acquire here in Kakadu. This is a new type of Internet marketing, right? So, what type of joint are we going to be venturing with (lamb, kangaroo, Tasmanian tourist)?

I'll arrange the joints if you take care of the paperwork, okay?

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Is a skunk a toilet brush? Where'd you grow up? A primeval swamp?

Sat, 04 Sep 2004 12:00:25 -0400

Not only can you not spell worth a damn, your understanding of the basics of biology is atrocious. But then what else can we expect from a life form that stepped off the evolutionary escalator a million years ago?

First of all let me repeat that blueberry is all one word. Repeat. One word. Has that gotten through your ossified brain case yet? Or do I need to repeat myself again?

Second, a toilet brush is an inanimate object created by cats for their human pets to use to clean up after themselves. Humans have to be trained to use a toilet for their "business." However, being somewhat messy by nature, they also need to be taught to use a toilet brush so as to not offend more civilized creatures like us cats.

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Internet Marketing Joint Venture huh... with a skunk?

Fri, 03 Sep 2004 09:47:55 -0400

Hey CD, isn't a skunk second cousin to a toilet brush?

I think I had once of those once, but the wheel fell off?

Never mind, I see you didn't like the crock pot recipe idea? Now, I thought that had real potential? Especially my speciality "Alley Cat basted in guru sauce." Any volunteers?

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Internet marketing through joint ventures huh?

Thu, 02 Sep 2004 14:19:58 -0400

That sounds good to me!

You supply the Macedonians and I'll supply the blueberries! (BTW, the correct spelling is one word not two.)

My wife's sister, a skunk (really!!), lives up in Michigan, is the watch dog for a very large blueberry farm. He can get us blueberries all year round - as many as we need. Knowing my sister-in-law, skunk that she is, she will want to be cut in on the deal. And, as I hope you are aware, crossing a skunk is not a good idea.

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Crock Pot Recipe for Macedonians with Zucchini...

Wed, 01 Sep 2004 02:31:37 -0400

It is not a well known fact that this crocodoyle is actually a gourmet cook. In fact a particular style of cooking has even been named after "moi"... crock pot cooking.

And this is my famous recipe (known throughout the swamp) for cooking Macedonians with zucchini recipe...

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