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Publisher: Peakperformance Ken
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Joke Of the Day
Publisher: Peakperformance Ken

Hospital Patient Awakens
A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked "Give it to me straight. How long have I got?" [READ MORE] [COMMENT]

Kids Thoughts On Science #1
"One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second." [READ MORE] [COMMENT]

Actual Student Science Exam Answers #2
For dog bite: put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it. [READ MORE] [COMMENT]

Actual Student Science Exam Answers #1
The theory of evolution was greatly objected to because it made man think.[READ MORE] [COMMENT]

Dumb Child Contest
There were these two professors arguing over which one had the dumber child. Each professor thought his was the bigger idiot. The first professor yells[READ MORE] [COMMENT]

Preacher's New Message
What with sermon preparations and anxiety, the new preacher had gotten very little sleep the week before he was to address his congregation for the first time. By Sunday morning, he was both exhausted and extremely nervous. Nevertheless, he managed to make it up the few steps onto the platform and into the pulpit. [READ MORE] [COMMENT]

Wow How Hard Is It Now ?
And Sometimes They Just Make It Too Easy. Los Angeles Police lucked out with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during[READ MORE] [COMMENT]

The Speaker
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Cars Run Over Chickens
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Rabbits Like Carrots
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Publisher: Peakperformance Ken
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Joke Of the Day
Publisher: Peakperformance Ken


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