No fair unless you share or is your middle name "Bogart?" That has a nice ring to it - Crocodoyle Bogart Dundee! Sounds almost high-class!!!
Beef joints sound good. Can we serve Guinness with them? I prefer something a bit more robust than Fosters with my joints. And no mashed potatoes either! I prefer my joints medium rare.
Let's serve the joints with a baked potato smothered in sour cream sprinkled with fresh minced chives, baby peas in cream sauce, a generous helping of cranberry sauce, a small fresh cucumber salad, fresh-baked rolls and strawberry shortcake for dessert.
As far as marketing this joint venture goes, why in God's name would we want to waste any money advertising in a back water rag that no self-respecting human - or cow - would read? The adventure magazines would make sense if we were going after joints of tourist, but if we are targeting Australian beef, we should advertise in magazines that they read. Here is the good old USA, most cows of quality read either The Bovine Reader's Digest or Bovines (like People). What do Australian cows read? Can Australian cows read?
I can handle the paperwork ok as long as I can do it online. Remember, neither of us has an opposable thumb, so holding a pen to fill out forms is out. We could hire a human to do that, but I don't trust humans. They feel they are sooooo superior because they have larger heads and walk on two feet. My cousin Frankie can do that, and you know what the humans did? Rather than treating him as an equal, they make him perform in Branson, Missouri (a nearby tourist trap for humans) in the Seigfreid and Roy show, like a freak!!!! That makes my fur stand up!
Finally, as far as your lack of outdoor plumbing goes, there are a lot of cats that live up in the hills here in Arkansas that don't have indoor plumbing either. But they don't leave their poop all over the place either. They set up outdoor litter boxes and use those and get their humans to change them regularly. Last time I visited your domicile, I had to constantly watch where I stepped. And the aroma was a bit overwhelming. You might want to take a hint from my hillbilly cousins, mate! As the old saw goes, "What are friends for?" if not to keep you from offending everybody within 100 miles of you!
Anyway, good to hear from you there, marketing lizard! Let's rock the joints!
Miao!
The Cool Dude
Editor and Publisher of the R Market Daily
Owner, 3R Marketing
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