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Internet marketing through joint ventures huh?

Thursday, September 02, 2004
The Cool Dude That sounds good to me!

You supply the Macedonians and I'll supply the blueberries! (BTW, the correct spelling is one word not two.)

My wife's sister, a skunk (really!!), lives up in Michigan, is the watch dog for a very large blueberry farm. He can get us blueberries all year round - as many as we need. Knowing my sister-in-law, skunk that she is, she will want to be cut in on the deal. And, as I hope you are aware, crossing a skunk is not a good idea.


They are overly touchy by nature and have a very unpleasant way of letting you know you just pissed them off. The last time I unwittingly crossed my sister-in-law, I slept in a wash tub full of tomato juice for a week. Tomato juice is the only thing that gets out the aroma!

I did make a small fortune selling little bottles of the used tomato juice to the homeboys here in the States. Seemed they all wanted to smell like ME!

My irresistible-to-the-ladies pheromes combined with stale tomato juice was something female felines could not say no to.

I had to stop selling it online though because of the feline population explosion. Seems some kitties just don't practice safe sex! There was even talk about a lawsuit to make me pay to support for all the kittens born as a result of the inappropriate behavior of some clueless newbies who don't have the sense to read instructions, policies and disclaimers. Fortunately, I had my furry old behind covered, but who needs the hassles? I pulled the site off the Internet and now only sell that wonderful little item on late night TV infomercials.

Let me know if this JV arrangement appeals to you. I would be willing to sweeten the pot for you by giving you 1000 bottles of Cool Dude cologne that you can use however you feel would best boost your marketing efforts.



Miao!

The Cool Dude

Editor and Publisher of the R Market Daily

Owner, 3R Marketing

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Posted on 09/02/04 at 14:19:58 by John Botscharow
Category: C: Cool Dude's Kitty Litter

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