In today's Comedy Clip of the Week, we will enjoy some puns sent to me by Joan!
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. But why they asked, as they moved off. 'Because,' he said, 'I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.'
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Ahmal. The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, 'They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.'
A group of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to 'persuade' them to close'. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is SO BAD, it's good) a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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In today's Comedy Clip of the Week, we have fun with pictures taken at just the right angles.
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Penny Haynes,
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Thanks to listener, Lori, for forwarding this great comedy clip to us!
Clean comedy is rare to find, but we search for it, long for it, and then share it.
Some of the funniest things are the truest things - stuff we couldn't make up...
And that's what today's
Comedy Clip of the Week is all about. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
Penny Haynes,
Online Community Magazines.
How many of you consider the Flight Attendant safety speech a boring but necessary evil part of your air travel?
Well not on this flight! This is supposedly a transcript of a real conversation. Even if it isn't, it's still a blast.
I actually experienced something similar on a trip to Michigan once! The Flight Attendant was a scream... (smile)
I'm looking for some more comedy (video, audio, image, ebook), so send it on in to share with everyone else.
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