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| Saturday, September 02, 2006 | |
A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked "Give it to me straight. How long have I got?"
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"One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second."
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| Wednesday, August 16, 2006 | |
For dog bite: put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it.
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The theory of evolution was greatly objected to because it made man think.
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There were these two professors arguing over which one had the dumber child. Each professor thought his was the bigger idiot. The first professor yells
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What with sermon preparations and anxiety, the new preacher had gotten very little sleep the week before he was to address his congregation for the first time. By Sunday morning, he was both exhausted and extremely nervous. Nevertheless, he managed to make it up the few steps onto the platform and into the pulpit.
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| Thursday, August 10, 2006 | |
And Sometimes They Just Make It Too Easy. Los Angeles Police lucked out with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during
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| Thursday, August 10, 2006 | |
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