The trouble with bucket seats is
that not everybody has the same size bucket.
D o you realize
that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with
Money can't buy happiness -- but
somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a
Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel
Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of
After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in
every joint, you are probably dead.