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Well, this week, the praise is continuing for Baby Beyonce...I share the listener responses to this comedy clip. Also included are some verses you'll never find in a Hallmark card...
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
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Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the heck was I thinking?"
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
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I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.
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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
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When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
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We have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?
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I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
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Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.
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So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
She's making great pay!
Well, we've had one entry for the "Put a Chip In It" contest, so I'm going to extend the contest one more week. Otherwise, Suzette Flemming will be the undisputed winner of the $25 paypal payment. Her comment is listed below and is in today's show, so if you'd like a crack at the money, tell us what every day object you think should have a chip put in it, and why...
Brandon Maas, another listener, graced us with a great idea based on the waterproof MP3 player created by FreeStyle Audio. You'll hear his grand idea in today's show too. Brandon wins a free audio book from our digital download audio book store, Encouraging Audiobooks.
If you've got a brainstorming idea based on any of the shows we do, please share it with us, via the telephone recording line or in the comments. You'll get a free audio book, and maybe a special prize...you never know when I'm feeling generous!
Penny Haynes
Brain Storm!
Today we're going to share some of the responses to the highly controversial (????) video by that cute, dancing toddler. Who would have known it could raise such a stink? (And I'm not talking about her diaper, either! :) )
 Inez Ng, CPCC of Realizations Unlimited shares her personal experiences, thoughts and disagreements with last week's "Suck Up and Move Up" article.
Inez Ng is the founder of Realizations Unltd, and our mission is to advance your efforts to fully realize your aspirations while having fun along the way. She chose the word realize very deliberately, for it has a double meaning. To realize means to achieve. To realize also means to understand fully, to apprehend. How well do you understand yourself and your aspirations and what holds you back?
Find out more about Inez, and schedule a free 30 minute consultation with Inez and experience coaching first hand by contacting her at inez @ RealizationsUnltd.com.
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