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Penny Haynes

Connect With Clients Faster And More Effectively with Multimedia

If you want to know anything about audio, video, RSS feeds, blogs, podcasts, games or web sites, then this site is for you.

Are you looking to do any of the following?

  • Create an inexpensive web site (with or without a shopping cart) that you can maintain on your own
  • Create a more complicated and customized web site that is unique to you, your purposes and your clients
  • Create audio, video and images to post on your web site or social media sites (including podcasting)
  • Create multimedia products, such as audio books and video tutorials
  • Create PDF ebooks and turning page publications with multimedia capabilities
  • Own a turnkey social media site that allows entire communities to create and post audio and video podcasts and blogs
  • Gain traffic and host contests with personalized online games for your business, friends or family.

Penny Haynes helps you to do all of that and more, whether you want to learn how to do it yourself, have Penny do it for you, or find a solution somewhere in between.

See all that Penny Haynes has to offer you, from software to classes to programming and multimedia production services to ebooks and audiobooks and turnkey web sites… click here.

Don’t know where to start?  Try my e-book, “101 Things To Do With Audio And Video (To Promote Your Business)”

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ENTERTAINMENT: Comedy Clip of the Week - Listener Responses, from Encouraging Audiobooks
Thursday, May 26, 2005
Well, this week, the praise is continuing for Baby Beyonce...I share the listener responses to this comedy clip. Also included are some verses you'll never find in a Hallmark card...

My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.

Sorry!
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
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Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the heck was I thinking?"
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
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I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ..

I've changed my mind.
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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.

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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.

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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)

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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
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When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.

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We have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?

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I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.

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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?

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Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.

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So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
She's making great pay!

Posted on 05/26/05 at 09:12:35 by Penny Haynes
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LEARNING - BRAIN STORM! - Listener Responses: $25 Prize for Best "Put a Chip In It" Contest Entry
Thursday, May 12, 2005
Well, we've had one entry for the "Put a Chip In It" contest, so I'm going to extend the contest one more week. Otherwise, Suzette Flemming will be the undisputed winner of the $25 paypal payment. Her comment is listed below and is in today's show, so if you'd like a crack at the money, tell us what every day object you think should have a chip put in it, and why...

Brandon Maas, another listener, graced us with a great idea based on the waterproof MP3 player created by FreeStyle Audio. You'll hear his grand idea in today's show too. Brandon wins a free audio book from our digital download audio book store, Encouraging Audiobooks.

If you've got a brainstorming idea based on any of the shows we do, please share it with us, via the telephone recording line or in the comments. You'll get a free audio book, and maybe a special prize...you never know when I'm feeling generous!

Penny Haynes
Brain Storm!
Posted on 05/12/05 at 00:00:05 by Penny Haynes
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ENTERTAINMENT - Comedy Clip of the Week: Listener Responses
Wednesday, May 11, 2005
Today we're going to share some of the responses to the highly controversial (????) video by that cute, dancing toddler. Who would have known it could raise such a stink? (And I'm not talking about her diaper, either! :) )
Posted on 05/11/05 at 09:01:00 by Penny Haynes
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Your Voice - Listener Response to "Suck Up and Move Up": Inez NG, CPCC
Wednesday, March 09, 2005
Inez Ng, CPCC of Realizations Unlimited shares her personal experiences, thoughts and disagreements with last week's "Suck Up and Move Up" article.

Inez Ng is the founder of Realizations Unltd, and our mission is to advance your efforts to fully realize your aspirations while having fun along the way. She chose the word realize very deliberately, for it has a double meaning. To realize means to achieve. To realize also means to understand fully, to apprehend. How well do you understand yourself and your aspirations and what holds you back?

Find out more about Inez, and schedule a free 30 minute consultation with Inez and experience coaching first hand by contacting her at inez @ RealizationsUnltd.com.
Posted on 03/09/05 at 22:27:00 by Penny Haynes
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Penny Haynes

Connect With Clients Faster And More Effectively with Multimedia

If you want to know anything about audio, video, RSS feeds, blogs, podcasts, games or web sites, then this site is for you.

Are you looking to do any of the following?

  • Create an inexpensive web site (with or without a shopping cart) that you can maintain on your own
  • Create a more complicated and customized web site that is unique to you, your purposes and your clients
  • Create audio, video and images to post on your web site or social media sites (including podcasting)
  • Create multimedia products, such as audio books and video tutorials
  • Create PDF ebooks and turning page publications with multimedia capabilities
  • Own a turnkey social media site that allows entire communities to create and post audio and video podcasts and blogs
  • Gain traffic and host contests with personalized online games for your business, friends or family.

Penny Haynes helps you to do all of that and more, whether you want to learn how to do it yourself, have Penny do it for you, or find a solution somewhere in between.

See all that Penny Haynes has to offer you, from software to classes to programming and multimedia production services to ebooks and audiobooks and turnkey web sites… click here.

Don’t know where to start?  Try my e-book, “101 Things To Do With Audio And Video (To Promote Your Business)”

Subscribe to Penny's Blog & Podcast!
Enter your email address:

Delivered by FeedBurner

Contact Penny Haynes

About this site

This is the home site for Penny Haynes, Multimediapreneur, Web & Software Programmer and Audio/Video Producer and Trainer. Penny works with large corporations such as Lifetime Television for Women as well as individual entrepreneurs. Penny specializes in working with audio/video novices, and creating tools to help entrepreneurs get more mileage out of the content they create in text, image, audio and video formats.

  • Penny Haynes: Update: I just received an email from Starbucks introducing the new MOBILE APP for my blackberry to [...]

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