A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the
bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
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A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed.
With a terrible premonition, she reads it with trembling hands:

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1. Two vultures boarded a plane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess stops them and says "sorry sir, only one carrion per passenger."
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When NASA first started sending up astronauts,
they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would
not work in zero gravity.


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DRESS CODE

It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If
we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers, and carrying a $600 Gucci Bag,
we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a
raise.
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Two hunters from Wisconsin -- (supposedly a true story)
This is from a radio program, a true report of an incident
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